Queen of Diamonds: Santa’s Taking Off For Christmas
Ok, so here's my Christmas Song. I didn't do a Halloween song or an Easter song or a Veterans Day song or an Arbor Day song (note to self: do an Arbor Day song). This is officially Christmas Song number 45225566265789001.
Santa's had enough. His back hurts. Let someone else deliver the loot for once. He's going on vacation. Deal with it!